Smakolyki

"Smakolyki" - Polish for snacks! Only the "L"-type character actually has a "W" sound. But tasty, nonetheless. I'm hungry.

So without further ado, the top 10 greatest foods of all time, compiled by yours truly.

10. Hot Buffalo wings - unless you have an ulcer
9. Toblerone - with 50% of your daily saturated fat in one piece, its a winner!
8. Goldfish - must be bought in Costco quantities
7. Kinder eggs - unless you get one of those ridiculous toys like a Hedgehog in a spacesuit with a pivoting fishing pole
6. Chicken - fried, baked, Chicken Tikka Massala, boiled Gypsy-style, you can't go wrong
5. Pomegranete - makes great juice and the seeds can double as a cheap light-bright toy
4. Olive oil - great on bread, but if its rancid it moves to #1 on the worst list
3. Sprinkles - doesn't matter what type. Sprinkles are the spice of life.
2. Corn Nuts - can double as a breath mint and a teeth sharpener
1. San Pellegrino Lemonade - nothing like Italian lemon tasting battery acid!

And the worst list:

10. Guinea pigs - think about that one for awhile...
9. Dog - unless you're on a strictly Vietnamese diet
8. Horse - see number 9
7. Monkey brains from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
6. Kimchee - even the word tastes bad coming off the tongue
5. Liver - organs do not make good food...could you imagine eating Lung? Or Gallbladder?
4. Chicken Fingers from Chubby's restaurant at Parker and Alma in Plano - awful. Unless you like the consistency of beef jerky with corn flakes on them.
3. Black licorice - Debbie disagrees with me here, but I'm making the list.
2. Hamhocks - with beans, with bok choy, you cannot disguise the fact that you're eating piggy ankles...I've eaten them in gelatin!
1. Hummus - One of the oldest known prepared foods. Dirt is also old. They taste very similar.

Although I left if off the list, European digestive cookies are my fav too! Only to be found in your local Kroger in the international food aisle...next to the hummus. hmmm